Trump on a golf course looks just like that giant chicken and it’s insulting to the bird
Well, it’s that time of day again. Time to take something good and pure in this world and make it irrevocably tied to something awful.
This very, very large chicken went viral after being, like, really freakishly gigantic.
Am I the only person wondering why this chicken is so damn big pic.twitter.com/ZIWmEL2h2w
LifesBook_Ceo (@LifesBook_Ceo) March 19, 2017
You don’t have to be afraid of birds to feel a pang of shock at seeing this massive cock. That being said, it is beloved.
And as all beloved things end up on the internet, it’s now ruined:
I feel like this is super important pic.twitter.com/l7ZSHvnK4M
Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) March 20, 2017
Is it super important? Is it, @KalvinMacleod? What did this beautiful, prehistoric-sized bird ever do to you?
@KalvinMacleod @syberbullies pic.twitter.com/YGYY1Dk1E2
Noah sand (@NoahKantrowitz) March 21, 2017
People had to go and bring another big chicken into the mix:
@KalvinMacleod pic.twitter.com/WRxJ2sSgyN
Tom Kloppek (@kloppek) March 21, 2017
Does Foghorn Leghorn deserve this? The answer: everyone deserves better than all of this.
It will take many new giant birds to recover.
Read more: http://mashable.com/2017/03/21/trump-giant-chicken/