Tiger Woods gets into the Christmas spirit as ‘Mac Daddy Santa’
Here are Tiger Woods’ nipples coming at you live and direct in real-time thanks to the magic of the global town square.
Without further ado, the tweet in question:
Xmas tradition that my kids love. Mac Daddy Santa is back! -TW pic.twitter.com/pCWZNNKPRG
Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) December 22, 2016
That’s, um, wow there’s a lot to unpack here. Let’s start with the replies to Woods’ “Mac Daddy Santa” post. As you’d expect, they were highly entertaining in their own right.
.@TigerWoods pic.twitter.com/NdhfYcTv5s
Stacey Gotsulias (@StaceGots) December 22, 2016
.@TigerWoods bro, youre not DMing right now
Sam Ro (@bySamRo) December 22, 2016
@TigerWoods pic.twitter.com/gMQacNGYae
Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) December 22, 2016
@TigerWoods pic.twitter.com/SVHNZQns03
Joe Giglio (@JoeGiglioSports) December 22, 2016
@TigerWoods pic.twitter.com/Ub2Zvdun6n
John Peterson (@JohnPetersonPGA) December 22, 2016
@TigerWoods pic.twitter.com/A4F83uXukW
Leslie Mac (@LeslieMac) December 22, 2016
.@TigerWoods I just wanna know who took the picture. pic.twitter.com/KMKdGSiLEl
Matt Cochran (@PGATOURCochran) December 22, 2016
Before we go on, there’s a bit of an actual dark side to this weird post. Woods famously had something of a “mac daddy” persona during the height of his career, which led to extramarital affairs, which led to his divorce from the mother of his children.
So yeah … there’s that. But enough serious talk.
There were memes! Yes, let’s get into the memes.
st. nick (@nick_pants) December 22, 2016
Jeremy Woo (@JeremyWoo) December 22, 2016
Tiger Woods is rolling to the Christmas party like pic.twitter.com/0tkECvbxqG
Hector Diaz (@iamHectorDiaz) December 22, 2016
me at the start of 2016 vs. me at the end of 2016 pic.twitter.com/KQ3zeRDdnY
alex (@steven_lebron) December 22, 2016
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